Vanity

Classic Vanity Plate Idea - Not going to win any awards with this one, but it didn't suck, right?

The Kiss

Playing to the crowd with this one. My inspiration... Well, it wasn't my honest and upright childhood - I can tell you that!

Kitten's Got Claws

Meow!

Seriously. That's a Cat-Woman mask, so the meow makes sense in the context of the image.

Why did you think that I said it?

Booty

This one makes me think of the Beastie Boys:

"Professor, what's another name for pirate's treasure?"

Bon Jovi Poster?

That hair looks pretty spiffy, right. I don't see her trying it anytime soon - but it proves that she could pull it off if she wanted to.

International Spygrrrrl!

Little more color in that version. Very saucy, right?

High School Yearbook

Need I say more?

Alfred E. Newman

Tried to get away from the "Let's make Misty look sexy" idea (As if she needs help from me, right?) and get a little silly. 

"What? Me worry?"

Wrinkles Run Deep

does ANY woman want to see themselves like this?

No. Will She be thrilled that this one is in here? No.

Let me just say this:

The art of the stache swings wildly, and you cam be a sexy ballerina one minute, and wrestling a hairy man named Walter S. Spunkwasher for a veiny hotdog in the next image. You just never know how it's going to go.

$4.99 Per Minute

Remember when 1-900 numbers were new? 

I always assumed that they were being answered by the hottest humans on the earth, because you know - those people don't have anything better to do.

SpaceGrrrrl!

She's outta this wordl

(And she's shilling for a GREAT website, while being terrestrially displaced.)

That's going to sting in the morning.

Getting Inked, Part One: The Femme

She's tough, she can handle it.

Geting Inked, Part Two: The Butch

Happy Homemaker!

The fifties were a special time in our history.

They highlighted all of the wholesome fun that Misty is so well known for.

Jinkies, doesn't she look swell?

Locker Worship!

It occurred to me that she was looking like a Japanese pop star, with the blue hair - Had to go back and make something happen with that. Poster inside of a locker of a Japanese school girl?

Yup. That'll do it!

Can I fit in that box?

Limber, right?

But I wanted to go with the silly image, not the sexy.

So I grabbed the Alfred stache, and folded her up into a box.

Nurse Misty

Nurse images get a LOT of play on the internet, and around Halloween.

People really dig that look. 

Stress is a killer!

I LOVE to use the Newsifier app. That thing lets me get all kinds of jokes into one image!

I knew she wasn't going to LOVE the wrinkles, so I had to soften the blow by making them be there because of the idiots that she has to deal with!

Um... Ouch?!

Looks like the modeling gig isn't working out on this particular day.

Maybe they need to change the lighting in the room.

Or stop the photographer from smoking crack out of a pipe that he made from the head of his last live in girlfriend?

Maybe?

Some things never go out of style.

Antique finish, and a classic look.

Not my best work, but it was good enough to make the cut. 

Others weren't so lucky.

Kinda looks like Tron meets the rancid overlords of the multiverse, right?

Combination psychedelic imagery and Shep style "Obey art" that he used to make the Obama "Hope" posters.

Verdict - Makes me shake my head and realize that I am NOT an artist.

Victorian Chic.

M'lady looks LESS than impressed, yes?

Art isn't always kind.

Wrinkles revisited! I've been really digging the black and white stuff lately.

Trying to get in touch with my inner artist, but he's on the dope - so he won't answer the door.

He thinks I'm a cop.

Girl. Gun. Grime.

Guys love hot girls with guns.

Unless it is their Ex.

THEN, guys HATE hot girls with guns.

Hope Poster on Mushrooms.

That app is SO hit or miss.

Did it work for this image? I have no idea.

I tried so many different versions I couldn't tell which ones I liked / didn't like at the end.

Menace...

How could I resist?

Nice Save!

A girl has to be good at tending the goal. Guys are always slinging their balls around, trying to score - but you can't let them get in there. Gotta be willing to make the hard saves, sometimes!

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The future looks bright for this one...

Justin Bieber Is Trying To Cop A Feel.

Does Misty love her some Justin Bieber?

THIS, I do not know. But the evidence seems to support the statement.

Airheart?

Kovokz loves that I always make the heads too big on images like these. 

I do it to give it a cartoony feel. NOT always going for super realism on these things kids. It's sometimes about the laugh!

Arnold!

Men love a strong woman.

But not strong enough to crush their head(s).

What do I se on my digital display?

Oh, Digital Photography... You have given us SO much joy. The things that are captured now. The amount of times that one person has looked into the eyes of another and said, "I promise. I won't show anyone."

Thank you, Digital Photography. Thank you.

Graffiti Girl.

Who loves good graffiti? I do!

It's the old school hip hop kid in me, yo.

Stacked Deck?

Queen of Hearts. 

Enough said.

Smooth and Tasty...

One day our coffee cups are going to have video screens on them.

Watch. You'll see.

Fun House Mirror of Doom!

One last trip to the funny farm with this one.

How can you NOT love a fish eye lens, or a mirror that does it for you?