It ain't no joke...

In 1971, the world's top scientists attempted the first genetic engineering of a human being. 2 human beings actually. Twins of a sort. They were given IQ's off the charts, had matching sentence structure, and an amazing sense of satire. In an attempt to unlock the mysteries of life, scientists followed their separate journeys thru life with the highest of hopes and expectations. Unfortunately things did not go as planned. One twin became a master of evil, who dressed as a clown, would go to children's parties and pop the balloons one by one while the poor kiddies screamed in terror. The other became a five-dollar Tijuana whore, who enjoyed local fame for a sex act involving 6 ping pong balls. Ah, the magic of science.