Waiting Room Etiquette

Squirrel Says:
"Don' make it weird for udders in deh wait'n room at deh Free Clinic. Don' make dem feel worse about deyre appoin'ment den dey alreadydoo. Itsa place where dey gotta sit an wait for a doctor who knows how ta kill dem crabs. So don goin deyre an use a thisguise sew dat you can know who does an who doesn' do deh nasty in yer town. K? Thanks!"