Photo Phrensy: Scream 2

Lets face it - With only a handful of exceptions - Sequels Suck! You take a good idea, you milk it for all that it is worth, you make action figures that are only VAGUELY relevant to the plot / storyline, you sell some other stuff inside of your local Hot Topic, "Kool Kids Farm" store - and then what. You toss what's left of your integrity into the hole of commercial worship - and you press the "loop" button. But crappy sequels aren't a new thing - no no no.

Artists have always had bills to pay. That schmuck from Italy painted more than just one ceiling, in fact he and some of his friends from school started up a house painting business for a while... Not much to see really, lotta houses with little fat babies with wings on their backs and their junk hanging out there for the passers by to ogle at.  

We have uncovered a relic of suckitude from days gone by, so here's a glimpse of the little known sequel to a classic from Edvard Munch.

For more detail on the making of the Craptacular work of art, please visit:

http://www.rated-q.com/photo-phrenzy/scream-2-this-sequel-sucks/ 

Stay in school, kids.

Urban Renewal: Wrong

The city neighborhoods need to be cleaned up. They need a touch of class and decor to help hide the stains of urban decay. But replacing the scars of post industrial boom tenant housing with sprawling images of people who believe that Ol' Dirty Bastard is, was, and will always be the closest that modern times has come to musical perfection AND the ideal father figure for the times?

That idea is as good as that one where they were going to put the antenna on the outside of the Jesus Phone.

Art History, Boy!

(Please read the following in the voice and tone of the Rap Artist known as "Flavor Flav")

Yeah - Yeah, son!!! That kid is dope, yo... Got the art thing on lockdown like a tease in church, yo! Straight trippin' on the Warhol vibe. FLAVOR FLAV!!!! Up inside, and around the back - wack-asses lines all white and black. WORD!

The Godfather of Your Soul...

Ever been arrested for slapping around your wife? Ever been so high that you feed off of an alley junkie and a rat (just for good measure)? This pic shows the trials of hard living, as seen by reverendjobe...