The Church of the Stache

The Stache giveth, and taketh away.., it is a merciless master, beset with mystery and peril, the way of the Stache... Many who wander thy path make error, deep of fathom - wide in scope. Yea, and verily, I speak to you my brothers and sisters of bowed head, and heavy heart... Find forgiveness for those who Stache against us, as we might one day levy Stache upon them and need mercy, which is the gift of our lord, Rhett.