Change of Heart

Mormon leaders came out of the closet today. According to prophet Monson, while praying over the recent overturning of Prop 8 in California, the Angel Moroni appeared to him in a vision and told him where to find a previously lost golden plate. Using a seer stone, Monson translated the plate, which told of the House of Fabio, the homosexual Mormon tribe. After hundreds of years of polygamy prosperity, the tribe was killed off by another Mormon tribe in a fit of jealously. "For within the House of Fabio, the best of all worlds was enjoyed. Music, dancing, and hair products. What choice did the other tribes have, but to utterly destroy them".

Monson and other top Mormon leadership decided to revive the House of Fabio. "After all, it's what Joseph Smith would have wanted".