Urban Renewal: Wrong

The city neighborhoods need to be cleaned up. They need a touch of class and decor to help hide the stains of urban decay. But replacing the scars of post industrial boom tenant housing with sprawling images of people who believe that Ol' Dirty Bastard is, was, and will always be the closest that modern times has come to musical perfection AND the ideal father figure for the times?

That idea is as good as that one where they were going to put the antenna on the outside of the Jesus Phone.

Homeland Security File

The Government is there to protect us from hipster douchebags. They've started files, detailed monitoring, and a sterilization program. This generation may be lost, but the bastards won't be able to breed!

"Signs, signs, everywhere..."

Rhett agreed to try to do a series of advertisements for the site. He figured that the tough guy look was the best way to show off the world view and the "sweet spot" for the site. When he said the words "sweet spot" he had his way with the gnome, and said bad things about Sharon Osbourne under his breath.

The ad campaign is going to be a huge success!

Bloody Great Compliment...

When someone writes a poem about you, that's cool. When it's a haiku, that's great. When you inspired someone to write a haiku that is filled with geek references AND bodily fluids... Transcendent wonder...

Scary bunch

In the days of the wastleland... Random gangs of half-creatures band together to plot for the destruction of other tribes. They feast on the flesh of the young, they dance in the absence of light...

Art History, Boy!

(Please read the following in the voice and tone of the Rap Artist known as "Flavor Flav")

Yeah - Yeah, son!!! That kid is dope, yo... Got the art thing on lockdown like a tease in church, yo! Straight trippin' on the Warhol vibe. FLAVOR FLAV!!!! Up inside, and around the back - wack-asses lines all white and black. WORD!

The Movie Man Cometh...

Who is Rhett Dangler? What does he want? Will he call you in the morning?

This pic is where it all came together. The name, the attitude, and the essence that is the greatness of the Dangler!

What greatness would this film bring? Would France ever be the same?

Family Guy, The Light Within

We all have a little spark inside of us, and people are always encouraging us to let it out. Maggie wanted to help out Peter (with the pointy end) and - voilà... Shine on, shine on...

Simon K. Dangler

The Great Great Geandfather to our website hero, Rhett... This picture was taken as he planned the overthrow of the Northern United States because of civil liberty issues...

The Godfather of Your Soul...

Ever been arrested for slapping around your wife? Ever been so high that you feed off of an alley junkie and a rat (just for good measure)? This pic shows the trials of hard living, as seen by reverendjobe...