Photo Phrensy: Scream 2

Lets face it - With only a handful of exceptions - Sequels Suck! You take a good idea, you milk it for all that it is worth, you make action figures that are only VAGUELY relevant to the plot / storyline, you sell some other stuff inside of your local Hot Topic, "Kool Kids Farm" store - and then what. You toss what's left of your integrity into the hole of commercial worship - and you press the "loop" button. But crappy sequels aren't a new thing - no no no.

Artists have always had bills to pay. That schmuck from Italy painted more than just one ceiling, in fact he and some of his friends from school started up a house painting business for a while... Not much to see really, lotta houses with little fat babies with wings on their backs and their junk hanging out there for the passers by to ogle at.  

We have uncovered a relic of suckitude from days gone by, so here's a glimpse of the little known sequel to a classic from Edvard Munch.

For more detail on the making of the Craptacular work of art, please visit:

http://www.rated-q.com/photo-phrenzy/scream-2-this-sequel-sucks/ 

Stay in school, kids.

Johnny B. Lame

"Alright folks - we need a song to really pump up the crowd after our rally today... Gimmie your ideas!"

It must have been a foul stench that filled the room, and the suggestions must have been filled with songs about erectile disorders, domestic violence, and child sacrifice. Why do I say that? Because they went with the Whitesnake jam, "Here I Go Again."

Not kidding. That was the song.