Drugstore Cowboy

I'm the roughest, toughest he-man stuffest hombre that's ever crossed the Rio Grande. I'm a six-shootin' MD and I shoot from the hip. Therapy is for sissys and varmits. You come to me with a problem and I blast it away with the latest & greatest pill in my arsenal. You don't like it? Suck it up buttercup and grow a pair.