Long Live The King

Hey you. You with the pimply face and Che Guevara t-shirt. Yeah I'm talking to you. Do you know who I am? You're looking at the designer of the largest crop circle in recorded Earth history. I am one bad mother. I survived a crash in New Mexico in the 60's. I am hell on ions. I wiggle my finger and BAAM! Instant anal probe! You gotta respect the finger.