Blood & Beards

A little known fact of World War II is Hitler's attempt to infiltrate the US through the Amish. How did this sadistic bastard win over these once simple and peaceful people? He found their one shameful secret...they go coo coo for Prada eyewear. Luckily support for Amish Nazism quickly ended after Amos Fisher unsuccessfully attempted to launch a V-1 Rocket from his horse drawn buggy. Most Americans don't know how close we came to losing everything.