Lego of my stalk, man!

In the land of the blind, the near sighted cyclops with an eating disorder is probably going to be able to hold his own... He may not be the elected leader, or the reigning monarch - but give the guy a break... He's NEAR SIGHTED, for Christ's sake!

Uh... What that has to do with this pic... Nothing. But seriously, you need to lay off on the unreasonable expectations for the cyclops, alright?