Friday
Sep032010
Little Jimmy "Back Fat" DePesce...
Friday, September 3, 2010 at 12:46PM 
There will be a memorial service held for the friends and family of James DePesce on Sunday, September 5th 2010. The services will be held in the main lobby of his cousins laundromat, "Money Cleaners." people should arrive by noon.
The family has asked that in lieu of flowers, attendees should hunt down the "Pig bastards that did this to their sweet, sweet boy and send them to hell on a hot rail of lead."
Reader Comments (7)
Oh I get it. Cuz he's sleeping with da fishies.
Fat & Old (not to mention dead). Cannibal, I'm feeling the love. No one 'staches me like you!
I knew that you would feel flattered with the direction of that ‘Stache.
At least I didn't put your head on a pike!
Haha! Hey, I was on the pike, too! No, no, I love the 'stache. It makes me wish I didn't eat that second cupcake today, lol.
I'd STILL do him...
@pitcherday - lol, you've made an old fat dead guy very happy
@kovokz - I woulda rocked his world. : D