Just Another Victim...

Tune in this fall to the all action, all excitement, all carnage super show... Just Another Victim!

We take the ordinary people, and we destroy them for your entertainment! We find new and improved ways to denigrate humans, we remove all traces of humanity from the airwaves, and we turn mega profits because the sheeple are lining up for their 15 seconds of fame (and a lifetime of shame)...

Comments

[pitcherday]

Truth.

(stealing from you)

[Cannibal]

Can the truth be stolen?
(insert smarmy liberal joke about Fox News here)

Yes, I suppose that it can... And entertainment can also be stolen, and beaten to death.

[pitcherday]

Your haphazard use of the ellipsis and comma has ruined me for correct punctuation.

If, you don't... believe me, ask my professor...

[Cannibal]

Dear Professor... Your adherence to dogmatic "rules" of punctuation must be cast aside. Expression for the sake of elevating the condition of our surroundings demands a certain level of freedom...

Freedom from the tomes on the subject... Freedom from letter grades which imply that learning can be "scored" in a vertical manner. Freedom from the tyranny of the bell curve.

I can only expect that you will scoff / deny the truth - that non-traditional methodologies have usurped your position of "learned calligrapher" - the door that mr. cummings kicked open is now in flames.

Burn -
Burn...
B.U.R.N.

[pitcherday]

Yah! I will be emailing that directly to him right after the final exam!

Burn on you, Jim!

[Cannibal]

(big smile)