Sunday
Sep122010
Mail Order
Sunday, September 12, 2010 at 11:19PM 
A few years ago, my cousin Jeb was having some trouble meeting women. I told him to get on those internets and get himself a bride from one of them there eastern european countries like Lithuania or Slovakia. Unfortunately, ol' Jeb does all his buying on the Home Shopping Network.
He tells me it ain't all bad. She doesn't do much cooking or cleaning, but she doesn't give him any back talk and she can be used as a floatation device in a pinch. Good ol' Jeb.
Reader Comments (7)
Good to see you back kovokz! that's a fetching outfit Jeb is wearing... you can't blame THAT on an app!
Yeah, I wouldn't do him.
And it's good to be back pitcherday. Thanks.
That boy is goin' ta hell. Don't he know that quadriplegic lovin' is a sin. She is pretty hawt though ain't she. How much did ya say he paid for her. Not that I'm lookin' ta purchase of course. I'm um... Just tryin' to see what kinda price Jeb put on his soul... Yeah that's it. Yup, just wanna see what his soul is worth.
If lovin' a quad - ro - plead - chick is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!
This Stache is a perfect "Call To Arms" for The Q.
Clearly the lack of appendages on the primary subject is a reference to the paired down offerings that have been posted to The Q...
Well done, Kovokz! Thank you for the helping hand, even if that assistance was in the form of a disembodied slap across my wretched face.
Hmm, what was that about over analyzing?
Did you notice the squirrel? He seemed to disappear once the image went B&W.
Oh i noticed Squirrel back there - on his eternal search for nuts.
Lovely, lovely nuts.