Change of Heart
Friday, August 13, 2010 at 12:48AM 
Mormon leaders came out of the closet today. According to prophet Monson, while praying over the recent overturning of Prop 8 in California, the Angel Moroni appeared to him in a vision and told him where to find a previously lost golden plate. Using a seer stone, Monson translated the plate, which told of the House of Fabio, the homosexual Mormon tribe. After hundreds of years of polygamy prosperity, the tribe was killed off by another Mormon tribe in a fit of jealously. "For within the House of Fabio, the best of all worlds was enjoyed. Music, dancing, and hair products. What choice did the other tribes have, but to utterly destroy them".
Monson and other top Mormon leadership decided to revive the House of Fabio. "After all, it's what Joseph Smith would have wanted".
4pitcherday, Book of Mormon, Joseph Smith, Marriage Equality, Prop 8, Thomas Monson in Kovokz
Reader Comments (10)
You had me at "lost tribe." May I add just one thing?
"Dear Utah,
Suck it!"
Agreed.
Three letters say it all...
R
M
W
I called it!
That's 400 Q Points for me!
(Does the "I love it when I am right, yo." dance in front of a mirror while making sexy faces at myself)
Oh yeah, oh yeah. Ohyeah ohyeah ohyeah!
@cannibal, you called it and the mental image of you dancing in front of a mirror brings me great joy (is it wrong that images of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs flash by?) it is your hand that lit this fire.
@pitcherday, oh how I long to see those three letters on my screen. cannibal may have lit a fire under my arse, but it is you that stokes it.
As Rhett is my witness... The Twig and Berry Tug and Tuck dance from Silence of the Lambs was EXACTLY what I was thinking of when I typed that out!
¡Mind reading, FTW!
/laughs so hard, wakes up wife/
Guessing that I would call that a RMW 'stache was probably the easiest call to make - ever. 400 points seems excessive. How many points do I get if I guess Glenn Beck will weep publicly at least twice this week? Can I have 1000?
I dunno! These points were pretty easy snags! They should go on the back of the sash!
It MAY be true that I snatched at points that were "low hanging fruit"
I must be punished.
Monson looks like he might like to punish you.