The Church of the Stache

The Stache giveth, and taketh away.., it is a merciless master, beset with mystery and peril, the way of the Stache... Many who wander thy path make error, deep of fathom - wide in scope. Yea, and verily, I speak to you my brothers and sisters of bowed head, and heavy heart... Find forgiveness for those who Stache against us, as we might one day levy Stache upon them and need mercy, which is the gift of our lord, Rhett.

Comments

[reverendjobe]

Amen

[Cannibal]

I will now pass around the collection plate.

Give till it hurts, folks.

[pitcherday]

Peace be with you

[Emily]

Why does he look like Tim Curry?

[kovokz]

No glasses. It's like Clark Kent & Superman. Cannibal and Curry. Or Curry and Cannibal since clearly Cannibal is the more super of the two.

[Cannibal]

Emily - EXCELLENT observation (sorry for shouting, I was trying to emote while also trying to kill a pidgeon with the vibration of my voice.)!

Tim Curry is actually a perfect genetic halfway mark between Rhett Dangler and yours truly. It happened in a petri dish extravaganza, the likes of which are usually only captured in an Ed Wood film.

Now, if you will excuse me - I have a bird carcass to dispose of.

[pitcherday]

I wondered if there was anything that Cannibal did not have the perfect sarcastic retort for...

Oh, yeah. The "School's Out 4ever" stache.