Friday
May282010
It's Alive!!!
Friday, May 28, 2010 at 11:56PM 
Water inside of your electrical idol? What to do?Call Dr. Kovokz and have him gut your object of obsession - tear it open... And delicately dab out that pesky aqua. Then... Slap on the clamps, and will it back to life with raw heart, and 70,000 volts of intense geekitude.
Reader Comments (6)
TOO awesome...
I had to do something in honor of the extreme rescue effort that was made to revive the, now dubbed, "ZombieJesusPhone."
Those are skills beyond me... So I had to find a way to assert myself (try to seem manly in some way) by falling back on the meager skills that I have: Alienating my family in pursuit of a perfect photographic manipulation.
You do me great honor, Cannibal. And you underestimate your own skills, which inspire countless others, including myself. (too gay?)
I'm just glad to know that if Warlock falls ill, or breaks under the pressure of my constant abuse I have a big strong hero that can ride in on a white horse and save the day.
(Dammnit! Now I have that song "I Need A Hero" stuck in my head.)
The Fruit always wondered if his cousin had a name...
Warlock is actually the name of my first gen iPhone. I worry about it, I care deeply for it. It was the gateway into everything that rated-q has become...
My 3GS is named Magik. Both are comic book references, and both - oddly - are New Mutant references. Not intientional, by the way... Just the names that fit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warlock_(New_Mutants)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magik_(comics)