Waiting Room Etiquette

Squirrel Says:
"Don' make it weird for udders in deh wait'n room at deh Free Clinic. Don' make dem feel worse about deyre appoin'ment den dey alreadydoo. Itsa place where dey gotta sit an wait for a doctor who knows how ta kill dem crabs. So don goin deyre an use a thisguise sew dat you can know who does an who doesn' do deh nasty in yer town. K? Thanks!"

Comments

[kovokz]

I can hear pitcherday's voice "awkward..." hahaha, too funny.

[pitcherday]

I knew that's the first thing you'd think of, kovokz!!!

[Cannibal]

I had a blast making the image, but writing up the text... I was laughing like a sweaty-toothed-madman.

reverendjobe thought it didn't fit for how Squirrel should sound, but I loved it.

[kovokz]

Oh captain, my captain

[Cannibal]

Our fearful trip is done;

[reverendjobe]

I stand by what I said too. The accent sounds more like it should be coming from the hairy guy and not Squirrel. Other that that the text is hilarious.

[Cannibal]

Maybe Squirrel was just trying to speak in a way that the guy would understand?

I was going for the crazy Minnesota accent, by the way. Just the idea of STD clinics in Minnesota makes
me happy.

[pitcherday]

Admittedly, I thought it sounded more like mentally challenged Kentucky rather than Minnesota.

It's super funny though...

[Cannibal]

"Mentally Challenged Kentucky..."

The Redundancy Committee on Redundancy meets today, and would like you to come to today's meeting.

[pitcherday]

Dude, I totally lobbed that softball to you...

Thanks for whacking it out of the park!

[Cannibal]

I was "pretty" sure it was a "set-up" but I "went" for it anyway.

I just could "not" resist.