Guest Submitted 'Stache #1

Opening Day at Principal Park. The home team lost, but the true winners were the undead, when the minions of Zombie Jesus and the Goat God put their differences aside and took time out to enjoy a rancid appetizer while waiting for the stadium to fill with the main course.

Note from the Q: How do the brains of Iowa Baseball fans compare with those if other regions?

Comments

[kovokz]

The fly on the hot dog makes this for me. Nice work pitcherday. Congrats on being our first.

[Cannibal]

Our first User Submitted Stache!!!

I'm more excited about this than a parade of boy shorts in the springtime!

And the fact that our nations beloved pasttime (not the one that everybody does and nobody wants to admit in public) of baseball has been blessed with a healthy dose of Questionable Qontent...

Well, that just fills my black little heart.

[pitcherday]

Thanks, kovokz and Cannibal (takes a bow) I learned the hard way you have to keep saving these things over and over.

To answer the question on everyone's mind: the brains of Iowans are sickly sweet. Almost like pure corn syrup.

[pitcherday]

You know, kovokz... they say you never forget your first. ;)

[kovokz]

Too true pitcherday, too true. In this case, that old adage may very well prove to be correct.