Guest Submitted Stache: Free Willy!

The white whale was a demon to Ahab, and a symbol of defeat, desperate drive, and inevitable failure... The white whale sought out those who would be hunters and dragged them to Hell.

Of course, this isn't the white whale. It's just me as a symbol of American Lust, and the pursuit of physical perfection.

Comments

[pitcherday]

I guess I owe you an idolatrous gaze. I just can't look at it long enough. =D

[kovokz]

That there is a mighty good 'stache Evan. Nice work. Cannibal, you are the embodiment of physical perfection and this 'stache proves it. How you don't spend your entire day beating off man and woman alike is beyond me.

[Cannibal]

That idol looks like a pasty hairy Buddah... Not a good look.

Kovokz - doing what to men and women?

[kovokz]

beating them off...with both hands

[Cannibal]

Double Dutch Rudder!

[Numzie]

Popeye the pimp-daddy!

[Cannibal]

When I first saw this image I wanted to name it "Stink Eye Romantic"

but the Popeye thing worked well, also...

[Sister Sarah]

OH MY GAWD!!! i wish there was a *like* buton

[Cannibal]

This picture is the reason my wife cries herself to sleep...

: )