Tuesday
Apr272010
It ain't no joke...
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 1:03AM 
In 1971, the world's top scientists attempted the first genetic engineering of a human being. 2 human beings actually. Twins of a sort. They were given IQ's off the charts, had matching sentence structure, and an amazing sense of satire. In an attempt to unlock the mysteries of life, scientists followed their separate journeys thru life with the highest of hopes and expectations. Unfortunately things did not go as planned. One twin became a master of evil, who dressed as a clown, would go to children's parties and pop the balloons one by one while the poor kiddies screamed in terror. The other became a five-dollar Tijuana whore, who enjoyed local fame for a sex act involving 6 ping pong balls. Ah, the magic of science.
Reader Comments (8)
Best stache ever!!! Nice rack, Cannibal! (jealous?)
That is an insane post...
Quality is off the chart - simply off the chart.
I'm going to take up cross country competitive knitting, I just can't hang.
And that is a magnificent rack...
This one has been germinating for a few days. A riveting conspiracy (ty pitcherday)
I have to bring my best game to compete with you, Cannibal, so throw down those knitting needles and 'stache away.
And that rack...fantastic, one might even say inspiring.
I keep coming back to this post - we have to talk this one through...
This might be one of the ones that should be a "The Journey of a Stache" entries that we've been talking about.
Now i'm going to try to block out my face an d concentrate...
I told you what was going to happen, kovokz!
Endless teasing.
Endless praise and admiration...
Endless idolotrous gazing and fawning...
Endless awe and inspiration.
Is it wrong that i'm geeking out over the backgrounds and the framing on this submission?
GEEKING. OUT.
I spent a moment looking this over again, and it needs one simple thing to make it the greatest thing that I have ever seen.
The image on the right... If there was anyway to fit a confused looking donkey into that background...
Magic, I tell you. Magic!