Wednesday
Apr142010
Biting Sarcasm...
Wednesday, April 14, 2010 at 11:59PM 
So you think you have what it takes to step up into the big leagues of Professional Sarcasm? Are you willing to mock your loved ones? Are you willing to lay it all on the line for a laugh? Wil you risk your wife killing you with a spoon, a hair tie, and a terrible intensity because you used a picture of your own son?
Yeah - that's what I thought! Call me when you're ready to take the training wheels off.
Reader Comments (6)
Some species eat their young literally.
Some do it in a more figurative sense...
"Cannibal... in so many ways"
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They'll curve your spine, and cause you to begin to associate with unsavory sorts...
But the question is: could I be professionally sarcastic?
And can I combine my interweb points with my Apple points for naming my cat Boris? If I could combine them I'd head over to the app store.
Oh, so close... Unfortunately there's a clause that prohibits the transfer in instances where the animal in question is both feline AND bearing the moniker of Boris, in the intrests of full disclosure, however,if the animal had been a wombat names Moof - you would have been eligble for super secret geek points - usable at fine outlets everywhere...
As for your inquiry about the fascinating world of Professional Sarcasm - yes, yes, yes... You have what it takes, Noe get out there and show the world your stuff.
Trust me, Cannibal. The world is well aware of what I am capable of.
In 7th grade English class, my teacher, Mr. Lawton asked me what the lowest form of humor was.
"Pun?" I replied.
"No." he said. "sarcasm"
Well, I can't think of two better people to be slumming it with. :)