Time Out For Little Mary Sue

One second little Mary-Sue was giving the homeless guy in front of Walmart the quarter that she was given to get a toy from the vending machine. The next second Herr Mama has her in "time out" rambling on about it's all the homeless guys fault that Obamacare got passed, and how it's people like him what cause unrest, and how "his kind" should all be rounded up and given group "showers" to make them smell better. Somedays you just can't win for doing the right thing Mary-Sue.

Comments

[Cannibal]

Hawt damn! Topical humor is sooo much better than topical cream!

I'm not sure why I just types out that last sentence, but i'm pretty sure that I should step away from the keyboard... Slowly away...

[kovokz]

Bravo, reverendjobe. Your technique is flawless, your satire biting...I expected no less from you.

[Cannibal]

Flawless is the right word, yo...