Blessed Blood

Unearthed in a recently discovered art cache belonging to Pope Cornelius, controversial painting depicts Mary as a vampire. It suggests that our Lord did not die from a spear to the side, but by being sucked dry.

When current Pope, Benedict XVI, was asked for a comment he answered simply "well, that would explain the Zombie Jesus".

Comments

[Cannibal]

Fantastic! The puncture marks on the heart made me squeal with glee!

Praise Q!

[Dayna P.]

Cannibal's always gleeful about one thing or another. :|

I am Zombie Jesus' biggest fan! LOVE that he's being referenced elsewhere!!! *squeal*

[Cannibal]

I sooo thought that you were going to say that i'm always squealing about something...

Which would be true, of course.