Johnny B. Lame

"Alright folks - we need a song to really pump up the crowd after our rally today... Gimmie your ideas!"

It must have been a foul stench that filled the room, and the suggestions must have been filled with songs about erectile disorders, domestic violence, and child sacrifice. Why do I say that? Because they went with the Whitesnake jam, "Here I Go Again."

Not kidding. That was the song.