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Mar232010

Blood & Beards

A little known fact of World War II is Hitler's attempt to infiltrate the US through the Amish. How did this sadistic bastard win over these once simple and peaceful people? He found their one shameful secret...they go coo coo for Prada eyewear. Luckily support for Amish Nazism quickly ended after Amos Fisher unsuccessfully attempted to launch a V-1 Rocket from his horse drawn buggy. Most Americans don't know how close we came to losing everything.

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Reader Comments (6)

Nothing like an old school Stache! I was trying for an old school feel with the Bobby Flay post, but I think you get the points for this round... Well played, sir!

March 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCannibal

You are too kind. I think the viewers win every time you post. There's some man-love for you.

(by the way, I think your Bobby Flay was pure genius)

March 23, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterkovokz

How did I miss this one before?!?

Amish Naziism??? Genius! LMAO, kovokz

June 4, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterpitcherday

The great thing about going back is finding a gem that flew under the radar...
This is one of the staches that makes ya feel good. It's clean, simple, and QLEARLY falls into the realm of Questionable Qontent.

Pure gold.

June 4, 2010 | Registered CommenterCannibal

Ha! I was with my bud, Danielle tonight and we totally talked about this 'stache!

Very hinky dy dy.

June 5, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterkovokz

And you are both too generous. Thank you.

(kinda, makes me want to ride some cherry dignity.)

June 5, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterkovokz

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