Tuesday
Mar232010
Blood & Beards
Tuesday, March 23, 2010 at 8:18PM 
A little known fact of World War II is Hitler's attempt to infiltrate the US through the Amish. How did this sadistic bastard win over these once simple and peaceful people? He found their one shameful secret...they go coo coo for Prada eyewear. Luckily support for Amish Nazism quickly ended after Amos Fisher unsuccessfully attempted to launch a V-1 Rocket from his horse drawn buggy. Most Americans don't know how close we came to losing everything.
kovokz |
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rockets
Amish,
conspiracy,
dead horse,
not-see,
rockets 
Reader Comments (6)
Nothing like an old school Stache! I was trying for an old school feel with the Bobby Flay post, but I think you get the points for this round... Well played, sir!
You are too kind. I think the viewers win every time you post. There's some man-love for you.
(by the way, I think your Bobby Flay was pure genius)
How did I miss this one before?!?
Amish Naziism??? Genius! LMAO, kovokz
The great thing about going back is finding a gem that flew under the radar...
This is one of the staches that makes ya feel good. It's clean, simple, and QLEARLY falls into the realm of Questionable Qontent.
Pure gold.
Ha! I was with my bud, Danielle tonight and we totally talked about this 'stache!
Very hinky dy dy.
And you are both too generous. Thank you.
(kinda, makes me want to ride some cherry dignity.)