Saturday
Mar202010
Robbie "Flamejob" Flay
Saturday, March 20, 2010 at 11:54PM 
So, Bobby Flay gets hit in the mouth with a cuddlefish. He loses his memory, and the "real" parts of his personality are allowed to surface without being held back by the uber-douche archetype mucking about. What happened - just a different type of meathead... Guess you can take Bobby Flay out of Bobby Flay, but a douche is always a douche...
Reader Comments (8)
"uber-douche archetype"
Bravo.
When the voices speak to me, I try to translate the wisdom - and share the truth.
It's like this one time - The Angel, Moroni, came to me and told me to start a new religion and a new North American Gospel... Wait, that wasn't me. Sorry - I get comfused.
CANNIBAL! You're going to get me in trouble!
I was raised Mormon! (Little known fact - add it to the Wikipedia site, kiddies!)
I was VERY active in "The Church" for years. Planned to go on my Mission, and the whole deal.
That last comment reeks of the "I have black friends so I can say that" rationale. =D
Hey now...
I have black Mormon friends!
Wait, that's not what I meant -
No, come back... Gimmie a chance to -
Dammit.
Eh - I'll say it anyway, even though nobodies listening:
The comment was less"I have black friends" and more like a "Hey, I used to be black."
There's a difference, you know!
Yes, there is a difference. One is worse. Much. Much. Worse.
Do I have to guess which one it is?
Is this going to be another Viewer's Choice because if so I am staying WAY away from both Bin Laden and Shamu! Those things are the kiss of death!