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Mar202010

PSA From The Future

The future wants you to know that you can kill you if you come from now to then and if the now you comes into contact with the then you. The effect on the you's is that one you ends and the other you is scarred by the vision of you bursting in a concussive blast of time and space. In controlled tests, it's always the future you that survives. The other you just disappears for the period of time from now to then - people assume that you moved to New Jersey, and lost touch.

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Reader Comments (4)

Yup, it all makes sense now. Thank you Future.

March 20, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterreverendjobe

Hey. Next week, when the cornbread hits the table...
Blame it on the points - whatever you have to do - just don't eat it.

March 20, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJobe

Thank you for distinguishing this from the collective you. It was almost confusing without the clarification.

April 3, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDayna

It's always confusing when you deal with the polarity of collectivism and longevism multiplicitous regionalism.

Oh... You're welcome.

April 4, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterThe Future

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